My Life on Rye

Commissioned by At Large magazine | Told in weekly serialization

In the wake of his failed marriage, a former artist / rising executive haphazardly pursues forgotten passions, unexpected alliances, and bottle after bottle. Even as the costs-benefits of numbing himself come into startling focus, he feels alive for the first time in years — navigating a mad dance that leads him from the financial depths of Manhattan to the lilting lights of a foreign city.

Episode 14: Natural Light, Part 1

There was a time when I thought the world was split into two groups of people. Those who cheat, and those who don’t.

Episode 13: Basil Hayden’s II

Vets are roughly six times more likely to off themselves than the general population. That’s right. Six.

Episode 12: Laphroaig, Part 2

Twenty minutes later, I take my first sip. Nail polish and citrus. Wonderful indeed.

Episode 11: Laphroaig, Part 1

In life and sex, compassion goes a far way.

Episode 10: Jameson

“Not going to lie, Champion. This role involves late nights, drinking, and women. You’d travel the world, earn a crack salary. Game changer, pure and simple. Question is, are you a feller who would fuck it up?”

Episode 9: Calvados, Part 2

Her left hand emerges at last to cover her face, wedding band missing.

Episode 8: Calvados, Part 1

Her voicemail lasts eight seconds. “It’s me. I heard you stopped by, and…” There’s a silence, then, “We should talk. Call me.” I play it twice before calling back. As it rings, I try to subdue my hair in the mirror. Given recent weeks, I have a full revolt on my hands.

Episode 7: Peach Schnapps, Part 2

Everything in town was walking distance and within minutes we reached her off-campus apartment – a large room above someone’s garage. Kitty had decorated every inch of the place with tapestries and lamps and strange thrift store furniture. It was like stepping into a Moroccan blanket fort.

Episode 6: Peach Schnapps, Part 1

It was freshman year. I harbored plans of becoming a vet. And my assignment one Wednesday was drawing blood from a white Himalayan.

Episode 5: Jack Daniel’s

Guitar flaccid between my legs, I watch a kid half my age own the stage at this open mic. He plays mandolin. He’s able to last full verses without taking a breath. He finishes up with his third homespun masterpiece in a row.

Episode 4: Beefeater

The news spreads like a punchline through the office. Morris Stump, deputy head of Client Relations and all-around vanilla-flavored human being, was struck and killed by an amphibious tour vehicle while traveling on business in Dublin. “Right,” goes the joke, “If anyone was going look the wrong way stepping off a curb.”

Episode 3: Baileys

Spud yips and twitches in his sleep, chasing rabbits. I watch the digital numbers as Friday succumbs to Saturday.

Episode 2: Interboro Negative Space

The work day starts with stalking my wife on social media. Online, we are still together. A framed picture of our wedding sits atop my desk, monochrome and timeless.

Episode 1: Basil Hayden’s

I swore I would never be a man who looks for meaning in a bottle.

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